How to make me feel huge .. mini rant

Olivia

At work today. A coworker walks up to me grabs me by the sides and tell me. "Are you pregnant ?? Must be and it's a girl. Look how wide your already getting".

Mind you I'm only 8 weeks. A tiny bloated but I guarantee I don't look pregnant .

Super feel huge and wide. Rational me knows I'm not. Preggo hormonal me kind of wants to punch her in the face.

Any one else have overly friendly coworkers who give advice and opinions about their bodies or pregnancy unwelcome d?