Funny sex experience

The funniest shit happened to me this morning. Marco slept over so we got busy lastnight. The pregnancy has been drying me out down there so I got some lube. I pour wayyy too much (like anal worthy but we wasn’t doing that lol) so I put what I didn’t need on the lid for later in the night. I couldn’t close the lid anymore cause then the lube would just ooze out. So I left it like that by the window. 
Anywho this morning we were bout to have morning sex before work. I wasn’t really widdit cause I was still sore from few hours back but like not much effort had to be made cause we were already naked so I was like fuck it lets just do it. I’m still bit drowsy from waking up. He was struggling to go in so I start looking for the lube I left out. My room is still dark I can’t see shit but after a few lazy attempts going through my shit I felt the cap with lube with my finger. I dabbed a little bit cause everyone knows a little goes a long way ;) and I put it on him and we start going at it. The lube wasn’t working like it normally would have but I blamed it for being in the open air all night. Like maybe it lost its magic? 
When it’s finally time for me to get up and get ready for work, I turned on the lights and start dyingggggggg like “OMG baby you’re not gonna believe this!!”. 
I noticed it wasn’t lube I touched….IT WAS FUCKING BARBECUE SAUCE omggggg. Last night Marco brought me chicken nuggets from Wendy’s and I had left the sauce out. The lube was on the fucking window 😩😩😩 
Mother fucking barbecue sauce as lube like what the fuck Jinna. Just wow.