Adventures in late night peeing:

Nicole
I was up peeing last night  (for the millionth time..) 
Apparently,...I had pee'd for so long, I fell asleep on the toilet...At some point, The husband, also got up to pee. 
As he went to lift toilet seat, he touched me instead.. Screaming hysterically, because we had just scared the crap out of each other... I actually farted. Out loud. #preggoproblems