What are your Sex fails!

When my boyfriend had lived with his cousin, a lot of the time after school, nobody would get Home till way later. Things started getting really really heated! We were fucking all around the house! We eventually decided to try to fuck in the table top! When we hopped on and started going at it, the table began to fall over! Thank god my boyfriend has quick reflexes cause the table was glass!  On top of that, his cousin got home early and  we had to run to his room to get dressed! We also had to go incognito mode to get the butt cheeks off the glass table!