Random shit my dude say
Soooo, it's two days until my expected period and I wake up with my back aching and I ask him to rub my back and he says take some Ibuprofen!
I said NO, it can harm the baby! He says we don't know if we're pregnant or not and besides if we are that baby is strong..
I said no baby I don't wanna add to the risk! He says, my mom did crack with me.. And I'm here.. So what is ibuprofen gonna do, Which is stronger?
😂I can't with him sometimes...
He then goes on to say ask your little <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android">Glow app</a> they seem to know every damn thing!
Ask them what trimester should You slow down on smoking crack... Since they have so much to say about when to not take Ibuprofen!
I told him when your penis gets hard you rub me without hesitation, next time Imma tell you to pop a ibuprofen...
He says Imma pop something but it won't be a damn ibuprofen.. I can't with him..
Then he goes on and on, have you ever seen a commercial, Are you pregnant? have you been popping ibuprofen during your pregnancy....???
Baby is at risk... Like, he really switched his voice to sound like one of those have you been in an accident commercial...
I told him hell naw, then they may think I smoke crack... I don't people! I just figured you could use this laugh too..
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