A funny story about my mom

Gina
Last night my ultra conservative Christian mother was looking up movies on Netflix. She picked one called "The Little Death" which is about sex. I said that's not for you. She asked why not, what does that mean? I said a word that starts with O. She said she has no clue. I said don't worry about it. Then she said, I am worried! How do YOU know about it? Who taught you these things!? I said Mom....I'm 27... this woman still thinks I'm a virgin. Ha, I love her. 😁😁😁