Soon to be dead husband

Frances
I was having a snack of 3 Oreo cookies and a full 12 oz glass of 2% Lactaid. My husband decided to question my food choices by saying I should be eating healthier snacks like celery... (I eat healthy and clean all the time and allow myself 3 Oreos per week). Do I:
Punch him in the throat 
Poison his juice with Ipecac
Set him on fire while he sleeps
Did he not read the dire warning about judging a pregnant woman's food choices?????