Whats the funniest thing

Whats the funniest thing:
1. That your husband/boyfriend/SO said to you.
2. Kids/Cousins/Niece/Nephew Etc . said to you. 
I need some laughter in my life and it seems like some of you ladies need some happiness too. 
Example; I just asked my boyfriend is asleep and i said "whatchu doing" ... He then said "sleeping" . I'm like "when aren't you sleeping" . He said "when im awake" . Idk he is so funny to me when he is half asleep . Haha