Best / Funniest Quotes From Children

So to preface this, I work in childcare - private nanny & daycare. In my 5 years of working with kids I've heard plenty of crazy, hilarious, nonsensical jibberish come out of these kids mouths. The kind of things to make you go, wtf. Today's winners were ( and it's only 10 am ) "These pebbles are going in my shirt. Now they're my babies!" & "Heeeyyyy, you ever wash your big ol boooooobs?" Pretty epic stuff. So if you have any kid quotes that come to your mind, please share! They're always good for a laugh! 😉