Losing virginity

So when I lost my virginity my boyfriend broke my hymn while fingering me lol and he went down on me(I acted like I liked it lol) but when I went home I went to the bathroom and saw that there was spotting and I thought that I started my period during sex and thought that he hate me out on my period😂 I know now that it was just my hymn breaking, but I thought that was funny and I wanted to share a funny story with y'all, do you guys have any funny sex stories?