TMI rant

Alise
I don't know what my deal is. I've always ate healthy for the most part. Being military I pride myself in staying healthy and active. This baby bump though. ..oh my goodness! Heaven forbid I eat a darned pickle, grapes, eggs, or drink orange juice. It's coming out of both ends if I even look at any of it. Why can't it be that way with cake, cupcakes, or candy? It's like this little bump is taunting me. Like hey mom yeah go for the good stuff and now enjoy the feeling of death as you writhe in pain on the toilet. P.S. don't that vanilla cupcake with jelly filling sound amazing right now? Damn bump I know it's going to be a girl.she better be the most well behaved baby there ever was. Ok sorry got a little carried away. I'm on my 5th trip to the potty since 3 am. :/