A sty in his eye

My bf calls me this morning and tells me he has a bump in his eye and I asked him to explain it to me he said it looks like a pimple so that's a stye in your eye and I started laughing and I asked him what pregnant women did you piss off and he said it must be you because I asked him for cereal last night he didn't get it for me so I just went to sleep without no cereal and I'm not pregnant but he wants to take a pregnancy test LOL he's so silly!!