Poor little toe😢

Well yk I was a bit hungry, so I reached into my cabinet and grabbed crackers. I set them on the table. Next, I grabbed a ANNOYINGLY, UNSAFELY LARGE CONTAINER of Jif peanut butter. So I proceed to turn around and DROP the peanut butter right onto my toe and fall to the floor. My toe was bleeding and I was screaming every cuss word there is. Just a funny story to share, although its not funny to me because this happened less than 10 minutes ago and I am still in pain.