Crush pain ?

I put on a mask and a wig and I went to my crushes house and said I needed to use the bathroom so he let me in and I said "I can't use the bathroom alone i need to keep the door open and you need to stand next to it well he said okay and did so I snuck a cantaloupe in with me and made really bad farting noises then dropped the cantaloupe in the toilet then ran out as fast as possible. Can I get arrested?