Convo with BF about BC

Gabriela
"You know, I used to worry a lot before about sex but now we've done it a lot more and I'm not as worried"
Well, yeah, cause I'm on birth control.
"Yeah, birth control and the implant" 
Babe, the implant is the birth control.
"Oh, I thought you were on the pills, too. Well, if you get pregnant on the birth control, do you get a free abortion?" 
Lord save him 😂😂😂