It's the little things...

Erbear
That annoy the shit out
Of me right now. 
For instance, the sound of my husband eating popcorn. And the fist full that just must be shoved into his face for each bite. Don't worry about all those bits falling on the floor sweetheart, I'll make sure to clean them up. RIGHT AFTER IM DONE THROWING UP THE PIECE OF BREAD IVE HAD TODAY! I want to take a handful of that popcorn and shove it up his nostrils. 
Also, I'd like to apologize to him in advance of my vommiting while we happened to arrive home from work put a damper on his day 😓. Poor guy, I don't know how's he made it through these last 8 months.  🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌