I was sitting on the toilet when I needed to pass gas and there were other ladies in there from work so I thought let's try to be discreet ands flush the toilet so they don't hear me. WORST DECISION EVER!!! Not only was I unable to pass gas but these industrial toilets must have a pressure washer system that thrusts this ungodly cold water across my ass. I'm not taking about a little spray. Oh no this was like a fire hose blasted. I thought maybe I broke the seat and fell in, my ass got that wet!

I jumped off the toilet and almost burst through the stall door screaming "OOOHH .... WHAT THE FUCK! "

Pretty sure they thought I was pulling a Jim Carey and beating myself up in the bathroom stall.

Needless to say I ended up with a cold wet ass, still needed to pass gas and I stayed in that stall till they left. Then I laughed so hard I almost peed myself as I washed my hands.

:)