Crude humor - dominos pizza

Bethany • 31 years of age, very opinionated but thoughtful
🍕so I redeemed my points for a free pizza because I wanted something that was greasy, kinda spicy, with garlic, and still had something semi healthy (chicken and veggies), I ordered it - don't know what possessed me for chicken on a pizza suddenly but that's what I got. 
Anyway I am on here talking to a couple young women (assumption not absolute fact - if I responded to any SO's questions who were men I meant no disrespect you're equally important in this process) and I receive an alert on my phone from the pizza tracker. Now what makes it funny is I was telling not an individual that I hoped they got the answer they wanted and started reading about someone who like me is 11 dpo, middle of the read my notification comes at the top of the screen and says our order is in the oven. How appropriate, lets hope their talking more than pizza 🍕