So half of what I see on here is "I'm just here for the comments". And in the onslaught of awkward adolescent inquiry, sexual bravado, medical questions, and silly games, it's sometimes hard to know when one should be sincere, and when one should be goofy.

So in the spirit of the glorious snark that pervades this board, I give you "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer". Prove that there really is such a thing as a stupid question, and we will all gladly respond with really stupid answers.

Let the games begin.