One day my husband at the time wanted to get freaky after I just ate a big ol plate of Chinese food. I started to suck him off, and like most guys he grabbed my head and started pushing it down harder and basically was face f****** me. And as he c**** I threw up Chinese food all over his d***, balls, b-hole. It went all over his private areas. I couldn't stand the taste of his c** and I just instantly threw up as he c***. Lesson learned for him- he never grabbed my face like that and pounded my throat like that again 😂😂😂

I hope this story makes everyone laugh and feel better about themselves if you have ever puked during oral

(I actually just did it again a few days ago, but made it to the toilet🖒💪)

And don't even get me started on queefing! Like why me!! Like yes when we did handstands in gym class I was the one who had air get stuck in me and when I got down it was a loud as hell queef in a silent gym.

Best believe I lied and was like ooops I farted 😂 still embarrassing but not as embarrassing as queefing!!

I also queefed louder than ever after my boyfriend finished in me a few days ago. I went to get up and "pppffffffffttt" 😣😣😵😵😂😂

It's best to just laugh and not get embarrassed!!!

I want to hear everyone else's funny sexual/or non sexual stories!