Just in time!

Miranda
Prior to this, me and my boyfriend were gettin freaky and he took the underwear I wore that day (one of our inside jokes) and stuck it in his pant pocket. I had forgotten he even had them. 
So a few months later, I went to my boyfriends to help him and his mom with some stuff before his family had to leave on vacation. As I walk in the door his mom looks at me and says "omg your timing could not have been any better." I'm looking at her like aw that's sweet, thinking she needed us to say something. But no. She reaches out her had to me and hands me my underwear all balled up and just pulled out of the dryer as she finished a load of laundry. I'm looked at my boyfriend horrified and she looks at me and says "I was young once to". Like what even do I say...? But later we went swimming while my boyfriend cleaned so I guess it coulda been worse right? Phewwwww.