2 years TTC but thinking of a master plan this time 🤔 tell me what you ladies think!

Casey
So as I stated in my topic, I have been TTC for two long depressing years. I havent gone to a doctor yet but i will on my next cycle if plan didn't work. Ive come to the conclusion that the reason i havent gotten pregnant can possibly be hostile CM ... i have thick, creamy, odorless CM throughout my entire cycle and i dont know why but here's what I decided to do.... The day before ovulation I douched to get out all the thick creamy CM and then inserted a good bit of preseed lubricant right before I had sex each time. I did this because research I did on preseed said that preseed imitates fertile CM and helps the sperm to get to the egg..... ..... Sooo tell me what you ladies think! 🙈 Lol i hope it wasnt a completely stupid idea and Im not straight up embarassing myself right now 😫😫😂