someone give me the dirtiest paragraph to send to my man??

me and my so love phone sex and I really get him off but I want something to kick start us of as I'm going away. I've seen some of the graphic details you girls get in to and I want something amazing to blow his mind. I want to keep him entertained whilst I'm away for a few weeks, does anyone have any paragraphs or messages I could start of with, I hope I don't sound weird. I just really need to wow him with something really dirty and naughty