One time me and my SO fell asleep watching tv, I woke up .. So I saw something protruding through the blanket . Just looked like his long schlong .. So I was like caressing it running my fingers on top of the blanket .. So I'm like .. Does this nigga not feel it ? I was like almost stroking through the blankets .. So I uncovered him .. Only to find out it was the remote . He wakes up and he's like -.- here, change it if you want .. And I'm like .. That did not just happen ! Lol .. I never told him . I just make sure I'm stroking the right thing all the time lol
Sex&awkward moments
So I decided to be spontaneous and wake my bf up with a bj (done this successfully a few times). Its 3am so the room is dark, I sneak down under the covers without waking him, and as soon as I touch him he jumps and almost hits me in the face because he thought I was the cat. I don't know to laugh or cry at this point Haha. He laughed a good bit before falling back to sleep but I'm so sexually frustrated its not too funny...feel free to laugh or add stories Haha I could use the laugh.
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