Sex&awkward moments

So I decided to be spontaneous and wake my bf up with a bj (done this successfully a few times). Its 3am so the room is dark, I sneak down under the covers without waking him, and as soon as I touch him he jumps and almost hits me in the face because he thought I was the cat. I don't know to laugh or cry at this point Haha. He laughed a good bit before falling back to sleep but I'm so sexually frustrated its not too funny...feel free to laugh or add stories Haha I could use the laugh.
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One time me and my SO fell asleep watching tv, I woke up .. So I saw something protruding through the blanket . Just looked like his long schlong .. So I was like caressing it running my fingers on top of the blanket .. So I'm like .. Does this nigga not feel it ? I was like almost stroking through the blankets .. So I uncovered him .. Only to find out it was the remote . He wakes up and he's like -.- here, change it if you want .. And I'm like .. That did not just happen ! Lol .. I never told him . I just make sure I'm stroking the right thing all the time lol

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💜Laura💜 • Jul 25, 2016
ill laugh eventually in sure Lol im dreading him waking up in the morning though lol

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SneakzA7X 💅🏻💪🏽 • Jul 25, 2016
It's something you two, can always look back at and laugh lol .. That's the best .

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💜Laura💜 • Jul 25, 2016
I wish it was possible for him to not know it happened Lol

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Omg 😂😂 thats ok one night i made spicy meatballs for dinnerDoing to deed later and he goes to bend me over really quickly and i let out the worlds most nuclear farts you can imagine i collapsed on the floor laughing and farting for a good 10min and he still wanted to bang but i couldnt contain my laughter let alone my anus 😂😂😂😂

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Iw • Jul 26, 2016
haha omg 😄😄

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Dannie • Jul 25, 2016
my nd does that too! just last night my stomach is hurting so I go to the bathroom and he makes a big deal about it and gets my son to make a big deal about it (jokingly) and than 10 minutes later comes and asks if I "wanna". Dudes are gross sometimes!

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Kelly • Jul 25, 2016
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

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I gave my husband a blowjob in the back of his car once and my hand slipped i fell forward, gagged and then threw up on his penis 😂 😂 that was about 4 years ago and i still cant do a blowjob seriously or without him saying dont throw up on me this time 😂 😂

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Lisa • Jul 25, 2016
omg!! hahaha

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💜Laura💜 • Jul 25, 2016
awwww Haha thanks :)

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SneakzA7X 💅🏻💪🏽 • Jul 25, 2016
Lmfaooooooo, this tops em all .