Has anyone else named their "girls" and the Madame downstairs?

Emily
I think it's hilarious to give names to body parts. I named my breasts Gloria (right) and Sylvia (left) in twist to silver and gold. And the Madame downstairs, well, her name is Lily. 
Am I just weird or do other people name theirs? 
If you do drop names below!! 😆😘
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