Craziest thing you've fallen asleep with in bed

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So what's the craziest thing you've fallen asleep with in bed. I'm not talking people 😉. 
Anyways last night I fell asleep with my car keeps apparently. The last time I drove my car was at 3pm and I went to bed close to midnight. Anyways so let me hear your stories!