"Tart and Sour"😭😭😭 "Wet and Creamy" WTF is wrong with me?!?!?😭😫😭😫😭

Monique β€’ Mermaid stuck on dry land πŸ§œπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
So my dumbass decided to ask my boyfriend if I tasted bad. I was reading some articles and what not and decided to ask him.Β 
Should I be concerned? Do I need to go to my gyno? Is something seriously wrong with me?Β