So today is my birthday, and my friend that is showing me how to do "thing" told me today that he isn't going to do that anymore because he's "affraid he will hurt me"  Last time I checked I control what hurts me and what doesn't. He's also my best friend so I also know that when he says that to girls. It means that he has another girl that is a lot better than you, I've never in my life been so embarrassed.