The neighbor's 3 year old is at the stage where she asks "what are you doing?" Even though she can CLEARLY see you're eating or washing your hands. And she knows what you're doing too, because if you say something you're clearly NOT doing, she will respond "no, you're (fill in the blank)". So whenever she asks what I'm doing and the answer is obvious, I tell her "I'm taking over Russia" at which point she tells me what I'm actually doing.