Does anyone else's 5 month old ...

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Randomly kick you hard as hell in the boobs around 140 times a day? Or does mine just hate me?  Ow. 😣

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No, my son would rather pull my hair!

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😂 my daughter only kicks me at night when i feed her in bed and most of the time, she is trying to push off instead of kicking. She is constantly slapping my boobs like she's trying to spike a ball or something.

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My daughter loves to slap me in the face. She flails her arms. Or she grans my face.

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I'm pretty sure my child is Hannibal Lecter because I feel like he is always trying to rip my flesh off.

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Mine mostly just tries to remove my nose and successfully removes my hair

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Mine is fond of smacking me in the face repetedly and grabbing and squeezing my nose or lips until my eyes water. Also while nursing she loves to pull my hair and get a giant handful of my boob in a death grip and twist. Lol I say "be gentle please" about 50 thousand times a day!

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Haha yes! Or right in the ovary/pelvic area when I'm trying to feed him lying down!

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Haha yes mine makes it his life mission to kick my boobs as often as he can.😂

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