Calling your ex for a booty call

So me and my ex broke up like a month ago. I still love him blah blah blah he claims he loves me 🙄... we didn't end on the best of terms but right now things are cool and we are speaking... HOWEVER right now I really just miss his penis! Listen y'all he is huge and he puts in work! I just want him to tap it a couple times and leave... lol... is that bad?