Child Swap
Whoever has taken my excellent sleeping child and replace him with a never sleeping child please return my child and end this nightmare.
It isn't funny, it isn't clever and I've ran out of coffee.
If it is a ransom I have a vacuum that I never use and a washing machine that never gets turned on that you can have. I won't involve the police just, Jesus H Christ, bring that sleeping baby back!
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