'Twas the night before....

Twas the night before my period is due and all I can think about is not getting my period and praying for a positive test. My birthday is Wednesday and it would be the best birthday present ever! Especially after trying for 18 months:/ 
I have been miserable achy, fevered, sore throat, migraine, nausea, and constipation for the last week. I don't have the flu or strep. I need something good for my birthday, because right now it's looking to be terrible😔