LADIES? At what moment did you realize you were a hoe?
I'll tell y'all my time. Ima keep it nice and short. 
So I had braces and when I was a junior in highschool, I had to get a tongue crib installed. It was hella uncomfortable to do anything with it and I had one hell of a speech impediment.
Soo I only had it in for like a month and a half. Went to my Ortho and they thought I was ready to have it removed. So as I'm getting this thing taken out, y'all wanna know my first thought? It wasn't "Yes, now I can eat normally!" or "Yes, now I can speak normally!"
Y'all.. The first thing I thought was "Yes... Now I can suck dick again!"
No joke. And that's the day I realized I was a hoe.
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