If I'm not pregnant, then somethings wrong with me!

So, I've been super crampy and nauseous all day for the past two days. Then tonight after work I was craving mcDs (all I was able to get down earlier was soup and pudding, but I suddenly needed chicken and fries). So I go to the one close to my work and their machines are down and only accepting cash.. Ok, so I'll just go through. Then it takes 15 minutes for the person to take the guy in front's cash and then six more minutes to give him his food. I called my husband to distract me from honking the horn like a crazy hormonal lady. Then ask him if I'd be more crazy if I went to the other side of town cuz I'm really craving these stupid nuggets! So I do, and now I've all but inhaled them and I can feel them wanting to come back up 😳🙄😢😬