Hey y'all not mean to start 💩 but this tickled me and I felt it would be better received here. What's the worse pick up line you e heard in general? Not just from a white guy.

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So recently I had a guy say, "God bless you. You're so beautiful. Can I talk to you?"

Seemingly harmless, right? Except my ass was NINE months pregnant. Like, wtf are we gonna talk about, dude? My cervix dilation?

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I just had to share that I was hit on 6 times today  (a personal record  🎖). Apparently men are really digging the oversized-college- hoodie-pushing-a-baby-stroller look. It's the new black 😂.

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Lol. Who says shit like that? 😂 He would have got punched after the first freak ho

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It happens haha, but only once did a guy cross the line. Asked if I was a prostitute. Luckily my girls checked him!  He was a real hot Australian in my mind, until he opened his mouth.

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Years ago right after the mike brown Ferguson thing I was at a bar with my bestie dance at Penn state and this stupid frat boy walks up to me and says "sorry about Ferguson and all that but you are really hot wanna dance".   My face as I walked away

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I once got a message from a fuckboy "So you're Indian, eh? Maybe you should let me manifest your destiny"

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"Do you like Dr. Seuss? Because green eggs and DAMN." ...I went to my first night club last Friday since I started college. I will not go back. 😂

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I hate being fetishized by white men. One I was in school with, repeatedly called me his "Caribbean  baby" over and over. It was awful.

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"Hey suga what's your name you kno I'm tryna take you out to eat so I can eat it later" I mortified. Another one
"Damn cutie the ass is juicy." *kiss* *kiss* this asshole sat up here and did that kissy kissy noise you do when you're trying to call a dog over to you. I'm like was that supposed to make me want to give you my number? I'm confused. 😑 also one just recently one from an African guy  he said "hey thicky thick I have some African candy in car for you." 😑😑😑😑😑... Really...

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I was out for a run a few years ago. Stopped to take a  feather because it had been a while since I was in the army and did pt every morning. That run was kicking my ass! Ok. Picture it. 
I'm bent over, heaving, forehead glistening, hair has curled back up like nobody's business. I can't breathe. I'm dying. Completely convinced. All of a sudden I have a pair of what I know is sweaty balls all in my face. I look up with that what the fuck face, and before I can say a word this white man says to me, "damn, sweetie, it looks like those tits could end starvation in an African village. And then held out his hand so I could shake it. 
I kid you not! When I flipped out and called him every single name under the son except a descendent of Adam, I was the problem. Yeah, ok. Who says things like that???

Hey y'all not mean to start 💩 but this tickled me and I felt it would be better received here. What's the worse pick up line you e heard in general? Not just from a white guy.

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