I just won "worst wife of the year".

Dani ✨★★★ • 29. LPC, NCC, LMSW. Liberal. Married. Momma to my sweet Xochitl and Zahia. From Hawaii, living in Alaska.
Oh man, guys...my poor husband. 
I'm 37w3d pregnant, and work on a military instillation. So I get to work today, and this is what I see: 
And I'm thinking "aw HELL no. Now I have to burn down the office." I don't mess with spiders. Not at all. 
So I texted my husband (who I had dropped off at work about half an hour earlier) and said "Um. I need you to come here." I then send him those three photos followed by another text that said "it's an emergency." 
Wellllll apparently the photos didn't go through!! All he got was "I need you here, it's an emergency".  
So he texts back "I'm locking up and calling a cab. Will I be able to get on base?"
And I responded "Wait. What?!? It's just a spider..." and THEN the pictures went through. 😩😂😩😂😩
He's a little irritated with me, but I think it's hilarious. 
Moral of the story: be very selective about your use of the word "emergency" when you're 9mo pregnant. 
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