It's a very very short dream.

I'm in my room so everything seems normal, I needed to go to the washroom so I enter it like usual but instead of sitting down on the toilet I'm standing facing the toilet. I thought it was weird and then seconds later I pull down my pants and I see a PENIS. I'M JUST STANDING THERE STARING AT MY OWN PENIS. I'M NOT EVEN PEEING ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M SO SHOCKED.

Of course I suddenly wake up and check to see if my vagina's in place. Yup it's still there.