TMI me! What's your daily routine?

I'm trying to form good daily habits. So if you don't mind sharing, how do you usually get ready in the morning? 
Do you shower as soon as you wake up? Brush your teeth before or after breakfast/coffee? Wash your face in the shower, or after you get out? How often do you shave? How do you keep the Mighty V fresh/smelling good? 
I go over it in my head a lot and can't seem to come up with a good daily schedule/routine that doesn't keep me in the bathroom for 1.5 hours and involve 40 minute showers... I just can't do that because I share my bathroom with two male housemates. 💀
Help me out, please! ❤️