my hair is plotting against my life

I woke up in an interesting way today. So I have always had short hair until recently the stuffs been growing like wild. Well I always sleep with it up like..always. I have to wear it to work up anyways. Well last night I couldn't find my hair tie anywhere after my shower so I just went to sleep. I woke up with my hair in my face and around my neck and in my mouth. At first I didn't know what it was but it felt creepy so I like freaked out and was still barely awake and I jumped up and leaned on my body pillow and it slid halfway off the bed and here I am blinded by my fucking hair falling off the bed and my SO goes on his break when I wake up so he walks in and says "ARE YOU OKAY" 
There I am..half way on the bed and half way on the floor still can't see because of my hair. "Um, I don't actually know.. can you help me" and he came and helped me untangle the wild mess that was taking over my head.  I've always wanted long hair, I think it tried to take my life. Not only that but last night I decided to wear my long socks that go up to my knees which might also happen to be polka dotted. My SO walked into such a lovely view today.