A Really Sh*tty story. Figuratively and literally!

So I got food poisoning from sh*tty school food and I was at my boyfriend's house when it started. He had left to go get pizza and I was half asleep so my body relaxed and BAM sh*t on the sheets. I panicked and changed the sheets before he got home and ate a piece of pizza so all seemed ok. Well about 10 minutes later I was sitting on the toilet in the bathroom of his house sh*tting uncontrollably and vomiting. And he decided to sit on the bathroom floor and make sure I was ok and that my hair wasn't getting in my puke. I swear to god I'm gonna marry that man. He is the best boyfriend I could ever wish for.  Once I was feeling better we proceeded to have more sex and then watch The Walking Dead cuddling in bed. Sh*tty experience but i wouldn't have rather gone through it with anyone else. ☺️