After my last terrible tinder experience, I decided to branch out and retry the app. Last time, I thought I would be meeting with a cute blonde with an edgy surfer vibe, but was surprised when the man I had been talking to was wearing a bathing suit and water shoes that were cut out for each toe. It took some time to recover from that trauma. So today, I decided to meet up with another guy, and this time I meant business. From his pictures, he was an actractive Latin American college student who's a teaching assistant. So I walk into his apartment when he greets me in neon green socks paired with adidas slides begins to rip a bong. He then asks if I would like to get naked with him in an aggressive way. Overwhelmed and terrified, I told him I had to go outside to call a friend and sprinted out. It took me an hour to find my car and I ran around in the pouring rain hoping that this man wouldn't be following me.