What's your funniest period story?

Question

Do you have a funny period story? The last time I asked my partner to buy me tampons he was so embarrassed that he had to do a whole grocery shop! On the plus side, at least I didn't have to...

Answer

I have two. 
The first one is when I first for my period in the second grade. I was at school and went to ped because I felt wet down there. Well when u got in the bathroom  and looked I saw red covering  my undies. I begin to scream and cry. The teacher from the classs room closest to the restrooms  ran in asking me what was wrong and to open the stall door. I screamed " NO I'M ABOUT TO DIE.  OH I'M ABOUT TO FROM BLEEDING TO DEATH. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE BUT I ALWAYS KNEW"! So they had to call me mom who then informed me that it was normal and going to happen for the rest of my life. Ugh bummer right!?!
The second  story
 When I first met my husband  I was Depo Shots. So I never had a period. But once I begin researching the side effects of Depo Shot I decided to quit the shot. Which I did inform my husband  well boyfriend  at the time and he agreed. So, my first period came on and he wanted to sex. I was like my period  is on honey. And he gave  me the craziest facial expression and said "you mean to tell me it's broken"? I replied what's broken honey?  Do which he said "My toy,  my toy  is broken". And layed on me hugging my hip all night long.  It was super funny to me and adorable

What's your funniest period story?

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