Beard Glow App

Kait
Warning: satire below! 😏
So I'm on this app ALL THE TIME on the community boards. My hubs is WELL aware of this. 
He's been doing no-shave November and he's SO ready to ditch the beard. I thought, "Maybe he just needs to talk to someone experienced in beard-growing."
I told him they need a Glow-like app for men where they can track their beards, and post things like this:
"I'm about to be trying to grow! Any advice for the best possible chance?"
"*posts pic* GUYS!! DO YOU SEE IT?? IS IT JUST ME?!?! IS IT FINALLY COMING IN???"
"My beard tickles my SO and now she just won't have sex with me. I'm so lonely 😔"
"Can you get beard from growing  with lights on? I just new to this I really dont want one yet pls help!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I searched her phone and I just can't believe it guys I think she's cheating on me 😞"
😏😏😏😏😏
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