I have to find everything he loses

He couldn't find his belt so he said he was going to cancel his appointment today, I found it beside his closet door. He then asked where his "good" belt was and we looked for it and couldn't find it so he said that I'm going to have to look for it when we get home since "I lost it", when I didn't. He got mad at me last night because I washed a pair of his pants that were sitting on the dryer and he brought that up today because he says he never takes his belt off.. So I looked in the dryer TWICE for his stupid belt and it isn't there and now apparently I ran off with it.