Drunk
You know the different kinds of drunks? Emotional? Over thinker? Dramatic?
I'm all of them combined. 😂
"You won't remember any of this in the morning."
"Why not? Will my brain run away?"
"Kinda"
*starts crying* "I need my brain!"
*after sex with my husband* "I need to call my husband. I just cheated on him with some amazing dick."
My husband said he couldn't stop laughing.
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