Which one is pregnant? 😂😩

I don't know which one is pregnant. ME OR MY HUSBAND? !!. Lol omg wakes up with an attitude until he has his coffee☕.off days I don't see him around the house because he's sleeping😪😑 his day away.at night he HAS to be on me in some way (💆👣😞feet touching mine, hands on my belly,my hand on his chest,etc lol).He hits my secret snacks I HAD stashed by the bed,lol.😯😲🍪🍩🍬🍫.

Im...I mean HE'S only 8weeks. This journey shall be interesting.lol Any one else get their SO pregnant?