My husband is an idiot.

Audrey

I love him. He's my world.

But he's an effing idiot.

We were at the store grocery shopping and I always swing by the pharmacy to see if there's any sales on hpts or opks or if any have instant coupons. We weren't at our normal store and they only had one type of opk that was $30 and I was like "nope". And he says: doesn't your app tell you all of that?

I stop in my tracks, turn to him totally dumbfounded, and just stare. My temper flares and I want to scream. I pull back the reins and respond: It's all about data collection. The more data I enter the more accurate the app with be. Why do you think I do all of this? Checking my cm? My temp? Peeing on a stick every effing day? Tracking and tracking and tracking? Why do you think I get pissed when you ignore me when I talk about my fertile window?

I feel like I have to explain this to him every cycle.

Side thought: if they made Glow into an Xbox game, would husbands be more into tracking?