This period has been full of comedy.....

Dana

So every time i,get my period I get fails and comedic stories full of embarrassment. Well this time around was no different. My boyfriend even managed to help a little this time. He's my world but I swear the man transparent and you can read him like a book. So here we go.

I started at his house no big deal, except for me cussing up a,storm because who wants a period in fancy date night. He decided to be a good guy and bring me a tampon out of my purse and his exact words when he brings it to me are "do you need a tampen?" and movie quotes were the millers at me.

Next flop, we go to drop luke his,dog off at his grandparents for the evening before he has to go,to work on overnights. I don't live with him so luke doesn't stay at the house.well his grandma ask him what's new and why I look in pain and his exact words are "well grandma I didnt knock her up lukes still an only child" so now his grandparents know I'm on my period.

Fail three we are cuddling in less clothes and he goes "babe you have something like a string on your leg...." I say don't pull that and he does talk about tampon pain!

Fails continue with Saturday we work together actually we swap places he works overnights I work days and I was sick Saturday and our manager ask why and he looks right at her and says Ohhh Dana might be grouchy today she's on her period and not feeling good and to top it off I forgot her Alfredo from last night at my house I'll be back after I get clocked out. Then comes back with said Alfredo kisses my head and leaves.

Final fail I haven't been eating much due to being so sick so we are over at his grandma for a family dinner and I'm not eating. Well his mom ask why and right there in front of his mom, step dad, grandparents, brother, his brothers girlfriend and our fur child informs them I do not feel like throwing up because I'm on my period.

This has been the most cursed period week for me yet!I feel like everyone literally knows The only bright side his he and the dog have been giving extra cuddles this week to me. And dispite these two being how they are this week they are my world