My husband thought he could be sneaky..................

While I went to bed early, my husband thought he would be sneaky and he put a hair tie around the kitchen spray nozzle... well I got up around 12 to get some tea and me trying to be quiet I didn't turn it on fast enough to spray myself.. he tried and failed.. I need some ideas to do before he gets up in the morning. He gets up at 6 to get ready for work, his routine is mostly in the bathroom. Anyone?